It’s summmmmmmerrrrrr! What better time to round up the best tech geek t-shirts for your wearing enjoyment.

Which one’s your favorite? Tweet us at @AuvikNetworks and let us know.

1. I am NOT a geek. Well…

Binary code on the front spells out “I am not a geek.”

binary code geek t-shirt
Source: Notonthehighstreet

2. Bit happens

It surely does. See also: Rule #4 of the Auvik Way.

Bit happens tech geek t-shirt
Source: Spreadshirt

3. Change your password

Good advice for everyone you meet.

change your password geek techie t-shirt
Source: ThinkGeek

4. Networking for dummies

It’s magic. All magic.

networking for dummies it's magic t-shirt
Source: Spreadshirt

5. Mac bomb

Put up your hand if you remember seeing this a time or two.

retro Mac bomb icon t-shirt
Source: Insanely Great Tees

6. NO.

For those days when even that triple espresso doesn’t help.

NO t-shirt geek techie
Source: AliExpress

7. F*** tracer*te

Tee hee. Sadly, not available for purchase.

F*** traceroute tracer*ute tshirt
Source: ThousandEyes

8. Precision guesswork


precision guesswork IT network troubleshooting tshirt
Source: Teespring

9. Coffee power

Warning: low power. Refill required.

low power coffee refill required tshirt
Source: Amazon

10. Cool robot

Because how can you have a list of awesome geek t-shirts without at least one robot?

cool robot retro futurism tshirt
Source: Insanely Great Tees

11. Hands off my sister

Game of Star Throne Wars

stars wars game of thrones hands off my sister t-shirt
Source: HiveTees

12. Building on awesomeness here

LEGO! That’s what we’re talking about, right?

Building on awesomeness Lego nerd t-shirt
Source: Redbubble

13. Skeptical Tux is skeptical

Whatchoo talkin’ bout, Willis?

Linux Tux tech geek tshirt
Source: Spreadshirt

14. Mine.

I used to be over by the window and I could see the squirrels.

ThinkGeek Swingline stapler Office Space t-shirt
Source: ThinkGeek

15. One does not simply Telnet into Mordor

SSH maybe?

One does nto simply Telnet into Mordor geek tshirt
Source: ThinkGeek

16. Have you tried…

No, seriously. Have you tried it?

have you tried turning it on and off again t-shirt
Source: Etsy

17. The IT professional wheel of answers

Yes. it’s gone forever. That’s what “empty trash” does.

IT professional wheel of answers t-shirt
Source: Zazzle

18. Pets, no. Cattle, yes.

For the virtual geeks in the crowd.

virtualization puppies pets not cattle cows yes
Source: Aneel Lakhani

19. Napster

Gone, but not forgotten.

Napster startup retro tech t-shirt
Source: Extinct Startup Tees