It’s summmmmmmerrrrrr! What better time to round up the best tech geek t-shirts for your wearing enjoyment.
Which one’s your favorite? Tweet us at @AuvikNetworks and let us know.
- I am NOT a geek. Well…
Binary code on the front spells out “I am not a geek.”

Source: Notonthehighstreet
- Bit happens.
It surely does. See also: Rule #4 of the Auvik Way.

Source: Spreadshirt
- Change your password.
Good advice for everyone you meet.

Source: ThinkGeek
- Networking for dummies
It’s magic. All magic.

Source: Spreadshirt
- Mac bomb
Put up your hand if you remember seeing this a time or two.

Source: Insanely Great Tees
- NO.
For those days when even that triple espresso doesn’t help.

Source: AliExpress
- F*** tracer*te
Tee hee. Sadly, not available for purchase.

Source: ThousandEyes
- Precision guesswork
Truth.

Source: Teespring
- Coffee power
Warning: low power. Refill required.

Source: Amazon
- Cool robot
Because how can you have a list of awesome geek t-shirts without at least one robot?

Source: Insanely Great Tees
- Hands off my sister
Game of Star Throne Wars

Source: HiveTees
- Building on awesomeness here
LEGO! That’s what we’re talking about, right?

Source: Redbubble
- Skeptical Tux is skeptical
Whatchoo talkin’ bout, Willis?

Source: Spreadshirt
- Mine.
I used to be over by the window and I could see the squirrels.

Source: ThinkGeek
- One does not simply Telnet into Mordor
SSH maybe?

Source: ThinkGeek
- Have you tried…
No, seriously. Have you tried it?

Source: Etsy
- The IT professional wheel of answers
Yes. it’s gone forever. That’s what “empty trash” does.

Source: Zazzle
- Pets, no. Cattle, yes.
For the virtual geeks in the crowd.

Source: Aneel Lakhani
- Napster
Gone, but not forgotten.

Source: Extinct Startup Tees