It’s summmmmmmerrrrrr! What better time to round up the best tech geek t-shirts for your wearing enjoyment.

Which one’s your favorite? Tweet us at @AuvikNetworks and let us know.

  • I am NOT a geek. Well…

Binary code on the front spells out “I am not a geek.”


  • Bit happens.

It surely does. See also: Rule #4 of the Auvik Way.

Bit happens tech geek t-shirt

Source: Spreadshirt


  • Change your password.

Good advice for everyone you meet.

change your password geek techie t-shirt

Source: ThinkGeek


  • Networking for dummies

It’s magic. All magic.

networking for dummies it's magic t-shirt

Source: Spreadshirt


  • Mac bomb

Put up your hand if you remember seeing this a time or two.

retro Mac bomb icon t-shirt

Source: Insanely Great Tees


  • NO.

For those days when even that triple espresso doesn’t help.

NO t-shirt geek techie

Source: AliExpress


  • F*** tracer*te

Tee hee. Sadly, not available for purchase.

F*** traceroute tracer*ute tshirt

Source: ThousandEyes


  • Precision guesswork


precision guesswork IT network troubleshooting tshirt

Source: Teespring


  • Coffee power

Warning: low power. Refill required.

low power coffee refill required tshirt

Source: Amazon


  • Cool robot

Because how can you have a list of awesome geek t-shirts without at least one robot?

cool robot retro futurism tshirt

Source: Insanely Great Tees


  • Hands off my sister

Game of Star Throne Wars

stars wars game of thrones hands off my sister t-shirt

Source: HiveTees


  • Building on awesomeness here

LEGO! That’s what we’re talking about, right?

Building on awesomeness Lego nerd t-shirt

Source: Redbubble

  • Skeptical Tux is skeptical

Whatchoo talkin’ bout, Willis?

Linux Tux tech geek tshirt

Source: Spreadshirt


  • Mine.

I used to be over by the window and I could see the squirrels.

ThinkGeek Swingline stapler Office Space t-shirt

Source: ThinkGeek


  • One does not simply Telnet into Mordor

SSH maybe?

One does nto simply Telnet into Mordor geek tshirt

Source: ThinkGeek


  • Have you tried…

No, seriously. Have you tried it?

have you tried turning it on and off again t-shirt

Source: Etsy


  • The IT professional wheel of answers

Yes. it’s gone forever. That’s what “empty trash” does.

IT professional wheel of answers t-shirt

Source: Zazzle


  • Pets, no. Cattle, yes.

For the virtual geeks in the crowd.


  • Napster

Gone, but not forgotten.

Napster startup retro tech t-shirt

Source: Extinct Startup Tees

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About Ryan LaFlamme

Ryan LaFlamme is Auvik's former Senior Content Manager. Ryan has worked as an advertising and marketing professional for over 12 years, working with leading global brands in Canada and internationally. Will probably pet your dog.